Fluid Reservoir Module

High quality stainless steel double walled vacuum insulated water bottle (same item used by tech companies for their swag) with parody blueprint.

Engineered for maximum hydration efficiency, the Fluid Reservoir Module is your trusted companion for demanding days on and off the job. Whether you’re adjusting tolerances in the shop or powering to a new PR at your El Segundo gym, this 32 oz (950 ml) hydration system keeps your fluids at optimal levels. Featuring a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy transport, it’s as versatile as your toolkit.



• Double-walled not quite aerospace grade stainless steel with vacuum insulation

• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw

• 32 oz. (950 ml)

• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)

• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)

• Glossy finish

• Rotating handle

• Comes with an anti-slip patch



** Vacuum insulation means this is not dishwasher or microwave-safe. Hand-wash only. **

Lean manufacturing principles guide every stitch, with our “just in time” American print shop ensuring your parody apparel is made-to-order. According to our Six Sigma Blackbelt, 99.7% of orders are manufactured within 5 business days, so you’ll have appropriate torque in no time.

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