Streamlined Hydration Vessel

High quality stainless steel double walled vacuum insulated water bottle (same item used by tech companies for their swag) with parody blueprint.

Compact, reliable, and built for precision hydration, the Fluid Micro Module is perfect for your daily missions. With a sleek, bowling-pin design and double-wall stainless steel construction, this 17 oz (500 ml) module is ready to keep your beverage of choice hot or cold for hours. Featuring an odor- and leak-proof cap, it’s a versatile addition to your toolbox, backpack, or cupholder.

• Double-walled not quite aerospace grade stainless steel with vacuum insulation


• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)

• Bowling pin shape

• Glossy finish

• Odorless and leak-proof cap

• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)



Vacuum insulation means this is not dishwasher or microwave-safe. Hand-wash only.

Lean manufacturing principles guide everything we make, with our “just in time” American print shop ensuring your parody apparel is made-to-order. According to our Six Sigma Blackbelt, 99.7% of orders are manufactured within 5 business days, so you’ll have the tool you need in no time.